went to get an oil change at firestone and those idiots told me that

[steveyos]

fatima I watched some vids by this girl http://www.veneisse.com/ and now like wow, do you do that stuff? I wish I was a girl so bad after watching that stuff

[terror baby]

wow how does she do that?

[steveyos]

how fatima shoudl change her oil (for the win eidtion)

stpe 1. get in vehicle, WITH adam.

step 2. driev off a fucking cliff holy shit

[steveyos]

wow how does she do that?

idk I'm thinking about trying it to be honest it looks like it's the greatest thing one can do to one's self

[steveyos]

tim probably can do all that and more at once

[steveyos]

tim can probably fit a ford excursion

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would change your oil for you tumor baby, if i lived in the greatest state in the greatest nation on earth texas,

[steveyos]

fatima you can give yourself an enema with car oil and it makes your body run better you will be able to do so many more pushups and situps and run so fast

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's not really that hard to change your oil and your air filter and do your fluids yourself, in fact if you give it a try you might even find it quite satisfying that you are not at the mercy of jiffy lube and you control your own destiny

[terror baby]

i would change your oil for you tumor baby, if i lived in the greatest state in the greatest nation on earth texas,

move here, the economy is booming.

[steveyos]

texas, where fags go to be fags, nah dp ain't going there hes' not a fag, yeah he's a "fag" but he's not a fag,

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry i watched too many king of the hill reruns to be able to live in texas

[steveyos]

literally texas is worse than mexico and serves no other purpose than being a buffer between first and third world countries

[steveyos]

mexico should be between usa and texas put texas way farther down south please make it an island and then sink it

[Autistic Spectrum]

BOBBY!!!!!!

[terror baby]

I'm going to drive to Jon's apartment complex across the street from me, find his red saab, and leave him a creepy note.

[terror baby]

[Autistic Spectrum]

have it say DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR, and get a rubber ear from the dollar store,and burn half of it , then put it right on the windshield

[steveyos]

or you can just take off your bomb vest and put it under his car for when he gets in it

[Autistic Spectrum]

get an ATF bussiness card off the net, and leave it on his door, have it say, would like you to answer a few questions please give us a call at this number,

[steveyos]

have the number be 401-400-2FJS

[steveyos]

so no one will ever pick up lol tek left me that voicemail on tinychat how many days ago I sitll haven't connected my phone

You will be fine. Tell them no.

But seriously change your own oil, it's really easy.

[steveyos]

or kill yourself tb either one

[timmy]

i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99

most cars are easy to change oil, get that useless "man" of yours to learn how so you save money

[timmy]

if lolwhales cant change oil or break fluid on his own in the next 2 years leave his ass

[steveyos]

2 years? he's older than 13, he's useless, forever, leave him for me stop wasting time

lol, yes. it is worth it to leearn a new skill, to save 12 dollars ong etting my oil changed.

i want some iced tea