Took the ole gal to taco bell today

aren't you like a programmer of sorts why do you need like 400 HP and all that torque

You ever coal roll someone elz?

[steveyos]

uh, he's mexican, duh, you think just because he's a computer programmer he doesn't also do construction why do you think he's occasionally in america

uh, he's mexican, duh, you think just because he's a computer programmer he doesn't also do construction why do you think he's occasionally in america

elz is going to neg rep you for being mean

[steveyos]

just kidding, it's because he's smuggling drugs lol

[juji]

This is not my fucking problem but you guessed this car has like 400 HP, acceleration like crazy

[steveyos]

it's not his fucking problem that's why

[steveyos]

This is not my fucking problem but you guessed this car has like 400 HP, acceleration like crazy

I didn't guess, I know.

Car chat thread here. Where we chat about our cars. Lol.

[Autistic Spectrum]

my other car is your mom

[Genital Doli]

aren't you like a programmer of sorts why do you need like 400 HP and all that torque

Everyone who posts here is a programmer.

[terror baby]

my whip

[juji]

Everyone who posts here is a programmer.

Not really

[juji]

Fatima still doesn't know how to change oil

[Autistic Spectrum]

guy up the street is selling this





it's got the v8, and no rust on the undercarrige, but he wants like 3 grand too much for it, idk the heart wants what the heart wants if he knocks 2 grand i might, just get that car,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

hello computer programer here from wallygong texas, what can i code for you today

[terror baby]

dont be mean elz. i'm too afraid of my big SUV falling off the jack and crushing me to death.

[Autistic Spectrum]

um never change your oil with a car jack, get a set of ramps, there only like 40 bucks at harbor fright,

[Autistic Spectrum]

i only use a jack to change a tire, never, EVER if i am underneath the car, also you don't even need to lift up the car to change your oil,,,

[terror baby]

what if it rolls down the ramp?

[terror baby]

maybe I'm skinny enough to just roll down there with a skate board or something

[Autistic Spectrum]

there's this werid lever, you might have seen it, it's like got a button on it, they call it a parking brake, you PULL THAT UP, after it's on the ramps

[Autistic Spectrum]

get a cardboard box and flatten, slide around under the wonderland thats your undercarriage,

[terror baby]

i did that once on my honda civic and i forgot I had it up and it drove normally even though the emergency break was up.

[Autistic Spectrum]

terror baby you need to marry an acutal man, he should be doing all these things, u should not even have to think about oil, or ramps, what is wrong with that guy

[Autistic Spectrum]

i did that once on my honda civic and i forgot I had it up and it drove normally even though the emergency break was up.

that's really good for your brake pads, it really puts them to the test,

[Autistic Spectrum]

there's an unspoken contract when you move in with a girl, the girl should cook you food and clean your clothes, and the guy should fix things, when they break, or need work done on them, this arrangement is rarely mentioned in polite society, but i assure you it's what actually happens 90 precent of the time,, unless you marry a fag,

[terror baby]

he'd rather pay someone to fix things but i'd rather fix things myself bc i don't come from a rich jewish family like he does.