Didnt read but You have 2 options:

1- quit using internet and find a job in social media.

2- however I should visit glasgow that i would like to trip in scottland but you never leave your house, maybe i can recognize a huge loser with freaky yellow long fingers, I may chase you but more polite, then i should use fiber wire over your neck in back you may get overflow when your face turns red, you faint and i recgonize your heart stopped working.