this is what i've been doing at work lately

man, you really love working at costco

[VeritechRyan]

all i know is that ever since I started making these, i outsell every other employee on the front end. last week i sold 42 sets of movie tickets, next closest employee was 22. one employee was complaining, but my manager was like "I dont care if he sits there and scratches his ass all day long, these things sell movie tickets"