My name is Mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig, and I installed Steam all by myself (with some help from the guys on the Valve forums) and that makes me an expert on Windows and operating systems in general and I am 100% qualified to say that Windows 8 is going to turn everyone into morons.

I remember when computers were for the hobbiest, back in the good old days when I had to double click install_steam.exe myself. These dipshits with their fancy metro interface aren't sophisticated enough to figure out something so incredibly complicated.