ever had a paranormal experience?

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ever had a paranormal experience?

All the time. The other day I noticed that every time my state of mind changed, I would hear a random noise; be it the house creaking, a car outside, a bird chirping, or a crow cawing.

Then here is where it got really weird. I was able to get to the point where I could predict when the crow would caw merely by thinking about it. Then, I took that a step further, and I started asking the crow questions. I would think of a question in my mind, then "submit" that question by changing my state of mind and provoking the random noise.

And the crow would caw a certain number of times depending on what the answer to the question was. I figured out shortly that:
3 caws meant yes,
4 caws meant no,
5 or more caws meant there was too many variables for the question to be answered,
and 2 caws was an un-answerable question.

The creepiest part? The crow was never wrong.