omg my mom bought cheese salsa thing that expired in january and I didn't realize

[steveyos]

fucking dollar store niggers wow who leaves something on the shelf for six months I kinda feel like I'm about to die I sort of feel like I"m gonna puke and my right foot feels like it has air bubbles or the muscles are twitching or something idk


what should I do help

[steveyos]

now the right side of my neck is hurting

[steveyos]

wait that just stopped I think

[steveyos]

I ate it I think about two hours ago am I going to die

[always stevey]

cheese salsa? thats fucking disgusting

[always stevey]

your thread makes me want to shit.

[steveyos]

yeah I told her to get the wholly guacamole thing where it's salsa on top of guacamole at not point did I mention cheese

[steveyos]

this cheese salsa makes me want to shit, out of my mouth, and my eyes and my spirit I'm going to die

[always stevey]

I make my own guacamole.

[steveyos]

wow why didn't you tell me you were in second life and why are you hanging out with a bunch of spanish speaking people

[steveyos]

feel free 2 share your recipe so I don't have to ever be poisoned again

[always stevey]

Did you climb a fucking mountain today? No you fucking didn't.

[always stevey]

oh the recipe for guac is pretty basic. Chopped onions, cilantro, garlic, roma tomatoes, and a bit of lime.

[always stevey]

and just a bit of sour cream if you prefer it smooth.

[StompleB]

Chopped onions, cilantro, garlic, vaseline, roma tomatoes, and a bit of lime.

[Cody]

wow queso salsa in a vacuum sealed jar that has more preservatives in it than a fucking twinkie and stevey is flipping out over it.

it wont hurt you retard

[Cody]

and just a bit of sour cream if you prefer it smooth.

i put minced jalapeno and a little salt in mine

[always stevey]

He's gonna get indigestion and that fucking sucks.

[StompleB]

pretty good guac recipe for not having any avocados in it though

[always stevey]

Yeah. I know.

[Cody]

pretty good guac recipe for not having any avocados in it though

pretty sure the avo is a common sense thing strumpet

[steveyos]

thanks beautiful, and thanks guldcat

[steveyos]

and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

[StompleB]

here's my recipe for a good cody post...

text, comedy, interesting stuff, effectiveness, entertainment, smilies.

[Cody]

and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

because youre a fat fuck who never leaves the house and will some day need to be crane lifted onto a flatbed truck after they knock a wall down when you have a diabeetus coma

[Cody]

here's my recipe for a good cody post...

text, comedy, interesting read, effectiveness, entertainment, smilies.

here's my recipe for a good stompleb post:

[StompleB]

ob__vious

[steveyos]

ob__vious

exactly why I don't click view post

[Cody]

yep and still better than anything youve posted in the last year

[Cody]

exactly why I don't click view post

stevey why dont you go view fjs and fuck off