omg my mom bought cheese salsa thing that expired in january and I didn't realize

[Cody]

and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

because youre a fat fuck who never leaves the house and will some day need to be crane lifted onto a flatbed truck after they knock a wall down when you have a diabeetus coma