Sticky: This product key is already being used on another pc. FUCK

[Plug Drugs]

at least cody is a nice person while we're waiting for marks to hpoefully have an easier solution to my problem let me list the pros and cons of the lizard folk:

pros:

cody: actually realizes this is a troll forum and doesn't actually have hateful feelings

cag: just a sheet of plain paper

cons:

everyone else is a fucking actual lunatic

marks doesn't have the solution, none of us have the solution;
now, let's discuss your perpetual debt for life
you ARE going to buy a mac and you're going to APPRECIATE IT god damn it,
and every day you're going to sing the apple corporate song and salute the late Steve Jobs
orders are in the mail regarding the details of your mandatory castration and penectomy