cag maybe if you could put aside our diferences (im cute and funny and youre..wel... cag) and you could help me come up with a funny gaem ofthromes/renassaince festival tweet

im having difficulty coming up with the right wording for the punchline to hit correctly within 140 characters

i want it to be about how someone at ren fest takes it a little too seriously and beheads the fat plumber pretending to be the king and all of the towns people/festival goers go wild and start pillaging the plaster shacks that hold all the medieval sunglasses