HARRY KIM
Tuvok, we saved you a seat.

TOM PARIS
What's wrong?

TUVOK
Someone has altered one of my holodeck programs. Again.

TOM PARIS
Hm. Are you sure it isn't just one of these malfunctions?

HARRY KIM
Everything on the ship's been affected, including the holodecks.

TUVOK
The Oracle of K'Tal isn't programmed to wear pajamas.

TOM PARIS
Well, maybe he overslept.

TUVOK
I am not amused by your practical jokes, Mr. Paris.

TOM PARIS
Ha! Why do you always think it's me?

TUVOK
Mr. Kim?

HARRY KIM
Mm, I'd like to claim credit, but I'm innocent.

TUVOK
The next time I visit the holodeck, I expect to find my program restored to its original parameters.

TOM PARIS
I'm telling you, Tuvok, we didn't do it!

HARRY KIM
[waits until Tuvok is out of earshot] I wonder how the Oracle would look in a sombrero.