My Cag Fantasy

camoron is enfuriated by all of us "disgusting men" dvancing and caroosing his lady

Caboosing my lady

Nice caboose bro

caroosing, you know like hitting on her

who do you think will die next in my avatar my bet is on macaulay culkin

[steveyos]

rest in peace fjs, at least you're not rubynet though

[always stevey]

Carroooosing. Just drove this drunk home and he grabbed my breasts.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 345

cag and me are chatting on skype one night, talking about seph and the jeers bar sub forum, when suddenly, she hears a knock on her door, she tells me she has to answer it and she'll be right back,cag hoof's it over to the door and opens it, it's stomple bane, stomple bane has found her house, in a very low monotone voice, he says, I DO THIS FOR THE LATKA PEOPLE (latka is a type of potato pankae jews eat) he then whips out a huge purple eggplant(just like the one cag shoved in her pussy hole for speh on skype) and beats her to death with it, all the while i am hearing the sounds of stomple murdering cag with an eggplant and furislouy masterbaiting the entire time, i hear stomple close the door shut and i type 3 letters into the skype chat box,,,, lol,

[always stevey]

beat to death with eggplants.

[Cody]

carousing

[always stevey]

I've got the worst fucking hangover today. Wow it feels like spinal meningitus.

[Cody]

and just how to you know what that feels like?

spinal meningitis has got her down

[always stevey]

spinal meningitis has got her down

[Cody]

[always stevey]

What the fuck.

[steveyos YOLO]

Stop being an alcoholic or you'll wind up like ashley and have to fuck old bald guys you meet off the internet

[always stevey]

Why use the internet when I can fuck old bald guys I meet irl

fuck me and rootbeer on cam

[Cody]

drinking makes your hair turn gray faster cag

[always stevey]

Don't give a shit. Maybe people will stop calling me "kid"

unfortunately being degraded is part of being a stripper

when i go to the local stripclub i like to teach them useful life skills like how to read

[always stevey]

when i go to the local stripclub i like to teach them useful life skills like how to read

How selfless of you.

[always stevey]

Garfield, savior of the damned.

garfield, lives in a strip club cause pussy always around him

i am gods gift to women

G - great looking
A - asshole, but only enough to still be cute (girls like that stuff)
R - relentless orgasm giver
F - funniest poster award 2009
I - intelligent
E - extra cute
L - lover of the women race
D - dick is a little above average sized

i hate y fuckin life

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song

a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,