Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
cag fantasy 891

i am on a very important bussiness trip to the west coast to talk to a wind farm millionaire about automating his big ass wind farm fan's, we have a couple drinks at a bussiness dinner and decide to head on over to a little dive of a strip club, we get a table right up front, order a couple of drinks, the swamry dj announces Please welcome to the stage
CAT AVATAR GUY,, and starts playing this song

a midget of a women with an atoms apple comes out on stage, OH MY GOD IT'S CAG FROM THE INTERENT i say in my mind, because i don't want to embarrass myself in front of the wind farm millonare, but little do i know that he's screaming in his head OH MY GOD IT'S MY DAUGHTER, and does not want to embarrass himself in front of me, because his daughter is a whore, cag tries to avoid eye contact with her dad, i pull out a 20 dollar bill and hold it up to the stage, she slinks over to our table, keeping her head down the entire way, she comes over and does some half hearted pelvic thursts in me and her dads general direction, i pull the 20 dollars closer to me so she has to bend down to get it, as shes grabbing the money, i whisper CAG,,,,
oh and she trips and falls at that point head first into her dads lap