My Cag Fantasy

[Genital Doli]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

im goign to fucking murder you

[steveyos YOLO]

My cag fantasy would be watching her take 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink all at the same time.

if she face sat you while stomple gave her the poon jabby, you'd get pink eye

[Autistic Spectrum]

my cag fantasy involves trying to figure out what she's saying on mic in tinychat

i come home from work, tired and grumpy and sit down at the computer with a beer on the table
after logging into the forum i click new posts and see that cag has replied to a few threads
consequently i unzip my pants and take my dick out and get some kleenex tissues in preparation for what's next
i see she's posted something about tinychat so i click the url and log into that
she's on, but so are some other people vying for her attention. i see camoron, the annoying plugdrugs clone nipping at her heels on tinychat and the forum, comping up with some jealous drivel each time someone says anything to her. i try to ignore him
i stutter something into the mic and try to listen for her response. i only hear some muffled breathing and immediately begin stroking my cock sighing, "caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" as the stress of the day melts in my hands

she finally acknowledges me; i can make out something sarcastic like, "your're hot" or "oh sid" which throws me over the edge
i cum forcefully and dirty my keyboard with a chunky load of sticky cagmess knocking the beer over onto the floor

i slump into a satisfied puddle - the forum and cag has served their purpose for another day

[steveyos YOLO]

This thread is so sexually arousing I can't take it

[blumpkin blownuts]

im climbing an icy mountain using needle-nose pliers to pull myself up the slippery face and then i look up and cag is already at the top and she smiles and waveing and she throws down a rope to pull me up but the rope comes down and i see it writheing around and it is in fact a big giant land planarian but i like those guys so i grab onto the planarians head but instead it wraps around my waste and hoists me up to cag and i see the top of the mountain and she has made a campfire and she has all these little songbirds staked on sticks and i help her to roast the birds, feathers and all over the fire and she bits the birds head off and all this sand spills out of the birds neck, like 100s of gallons of sand and it keeps coming out until all the ice is covered by it and we are sitting on a giant sand dune and we start singing ween songs and we're like bobbing back and forth to the music and then i have to go so i take a pair of scissors and cut from cag a length of her hair and i grasp the lock of hair tightly and close my eyes and think about the tropics and the hair begins pulling me up into the sky and it's liftign me up until i am floating and i glide on the wind until i am over the tropics and i let the hair go one strand at a time so i float gently down to the islands below

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag fantasy 614

i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches

cag fantasy 614

i get hit in the head with a bowling ball, and get serious brain damage, my speech center is affected, and i can only say Cag, Cag and i have to go though the rest of my life pointing at things saying cag in different pitches

caag... cag cag

[Cody]

timmay

[Link]

pics pllz

[always stevey]

[always stevey]

oh fuck whats going on with the buttons.

[Genital Doli]

Ahhh! THe buttons! The words, what do tehy mean? Lol, this is what people act like when there drunk. Im disoriented!

[Genital Doli]

Yep, Im drunk off my ass and yep, its a freaking monday night lmao

[always stevey]

I happen to be sober you son of a bitch

[macpro]

gonna make this Link nigger eat his blasphemous insulting sig.

[steveyos YOLO]

gonna make this Link nigger eat his blasphemous insulting sig.

But he's my friend irl

[macpro]

But he's my friend irl

can't help that.

oh fuck whats going on with the buttons.

oh gosh girls dont know how to use computers is whats going on here

[BatteriWyfe]

i'm giong to sing that to lisa while i hold her down and eat all of her cat food

[Link]

A lot of females on here for a dead forum.

[Link]

Like whore yourself on 4chan or something

[Link]

IM A FUCK A BITCHES MOUTH CUZ IM SO DAMN FYNE

link, i missexc you
did you get a wii u?

[Link]

Duh, and a 3ds

[Link]

Bro I'm bored you wanna chill? You can see how muscular ive gotten

do you let guys do you in the ass?

[Link]

Nah just trannies

hot