my old job is still sending me checks for not working

[always stevey]

she cured Bob's acid reflux

[blumpkin blownuts]

even with insurance that shits gonna be expensive and im sure it's gonna be painful too and i'm trying to decide if i should tell him i'm a recovering addict because alot of doctors if they hear that they will assume you can be trusted and hand out a ridiculous amount of dope

but that's probably better than having to sleep with a machine on my face every night the rest of my life