the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about -sid

[always stevey]

There is nothing worse than Monde.

[steveyos]

and the reason it's true is because he loves it, he loves the fact everyone thinks he's the most disgusting person ever and that is why he's the most disgusting person ever, that and he's disgusting, and a horrible person , and he's the only person I'm not joking about when I say mean things about he really needs to stop existing more than anyone ever

[steveyos]

he's the reason earth is having such a hard time because his existence brings down the entire planet's property value aliens have been flying overhead for many years and they're all waiting for monde to get the fuck out before they land and live peacefully with us

[steveyos]

ah man let me guess what that post says something about steffies, a spork, some welfare, some gout, and all the other classic lines he manages to put into every single one of his posts

ah man let me guess what that post says something about steffies, a spork, some welfare, some gout, and all the other classic lines he manages to put into every single one of his posts

stevey knows what's terrible about himself
i bet he thinks of these things everyday, wondering how his life slipped into the lowest common denominator it's ended up today

[steveyos]

dear god (who isn't real) plan ban monde and erase his existence from history so the world will be a better place tia