no more porn in the UK omg!

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it is literally like a forum troll battle

OH IM SORRY MISTER RIGHT HONORABLE SPEAKER, WAS I SPEAKING TOO FAST FOR YOU? DO YOU NEED ANOTHER BAIL OUT?!

*crowd goes apeshit laughing, old guy bangs his gavel saying order order, no one fucking listens*

WE ALL KNOW HOW YOU LOVE TO RUSH THINGS, MISTER PRIME MINISTER, JUST LOOK AT YOUR BILL!!!

*crowd goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*

and these are the nations elected politicians lmao

It was definitely interesting, but I honestly thought it was like a parody of parliament for a second and not actual parliament. It's a strange way to run a country..

It's a lot better than the way the Minnesota government runs the state of Minnesota; I've watched them on TV sometimes, and there's like this board that comes up during a vote showing who voted for what, and people literally flip flop back and forth with their votes for minutes depending on what their buddies are voting for. They're like "gay marriage is fine.. Oh wait! Jimmy voted against it and Jimmy is one of the cool kids! Better not vote opposite of him!"

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If we want to help those third world countries, first comes making sure that our own doesn't collapse.
And sometimes when we help those third world countries, they are ungrateful little shits who bite us in the ass, like China

Claire works in Animal Control catching stray dogs.

She brings them to my girlfriend to fuck.

Claire gave me dog AIDS.