Anatomy of an epic skype troll.

Quote Originally Posted by Cody
Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat
Quote Originally Posted by Cody


write a detailed suicide letter involving specific plans to carry it out in 5-6 days unless made a moderator on the batty account.

Once that's made send pic and thread link to jack in a PM. He'll know what to do, the pic is a reference for the cops when she denies it was her making the suicidal posts.

We wont see lisa for another week.
I'm not a skilled writer and I'm also really fucking high
OK here you go:

I've been trying to reach out to the people here who are nice to me for some help but all of you are mean to me and you hate me. Even rooty is ignoring me now. I feel like I just can't go on anymore like this. Fuck even that sad try-hard loser cody has a life that's better than mine. How the fuck can that even happen? A racist blue collar piece of shit gets to be happily married while I'm all alone with 2 degrees that should have insured I would be making tens of thousands of dollars a year. Instead I'm usually stuck at home with no extra money to go anywhere or do anything and the walls close in on me. All i have is this computer and my cat. Why can't you people understand that I'm really a nice beautiful person on the inside? I don't like being mean to people, I want to just have fun but ruby wont ban these retarded stalker bush-pig retards that make me have to be mean just to defend my wounded feelings. So here it is ruby, either you make me a moderator so i can ban that fuckhead cody and his hateful rude lackey retard friends, or I'm going to kill myself and make sure that when i do INTERPOL is alerted to the reason for my death as being the severe verbal and emotional abuse I was forced to endure as a member of this forum.

You have 5 days to comply

-Lisa