I think the easiest (as in nicest) explanation is all these lizard people are over 30, and it's just a generational thing, they started using the internet at an older age, so it doesn't come as natural as it does to us
the more unsavory but probably accurate explanation (since I have seen good posters over 30 and all these people are clearly fuck-ups in real life too) is they have all suffered from child abuse and have literal brain damage, which is why lisa is the worst, since her entire life has been non-stop abuse
how do you knmow i wasnt abused?imthebestposter
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