Ruby did you ever think to ask your parents to buy you a life time supply of mac n' cheese?

[always stevey]

whats funny is my grampa made it to 100 by eating right, but to a horribly impoverished american lizard like you 70 is a fucking mythical age



not young enough, since there are still 70 year old lizards posting on here

as if you're going to make it to 70 on that malnourished diet of yours.