View Poll Results: Choose your own cagventure

i would stop selling drugs and get a real job, never talking to cag again in the process

1 10.00%
i would dump my heavy set girlfriend first thing and start dating cag,

2 20.00%
i would trade sexual favors with cag for drugs

2 20.00%
i would lace her pot with rat poison, killing her,

6 60.00%
i would sign up for an account on rubynet and the bounty boards, my username would be cags drug dealer

1 10.00%
i would fcuk cag, in the ass,alot, all the time in fact, every chance i got,she'd let me 2, cause she's a slut

5 50.00%
i would not dump my girlfriend, in fact i would not change a thing about my life because it's perfct, i sell pot and fuck fat women

2 20.00%
i would not have any clue cag even likes me because she never told me and i think she just wants dope from me

0 0%