eveyr time i touch chrilden i think of monde/stomple every time i shit my pants i think of ruby

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I wish I could turn my uterus inside out and have a dick. One of these kids is sure to rip it out with them, though, so I'm just waiting

Female to male Sex Reassignment Surgery doesn't work like that. The penis is the clitoris enlarged. A simple clitoral release ca add an inch or two. Anything more and you will need skin grafted to it in a surgery called phalloplasty.