Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
only because it fucking attacked me, i was just going to take him across the street to the woods so he could get back to his friends who could have tauhgt him how to be a forest mouse but noooooo he had to try and get a piece of me, so his journey ended smashed between the seat and the bowl of a toilet and then flushed

also when a mouse bites they don't let go that's why i had to find the closest thing available to crush the little faggot

:'( he never stooda achance.