"do you know how to program a display for the latest and greatest of oven technology?"
bob:"well, not re.."
"starting salary $150k a year"
bob:"YES of course i do! Ovens? They're like a second language for me! Pffft I can program oven displays better than most people can read, when I was 5 I took my sister's EZ Bake Oven and put tic tac toe and tetris on it!"