obligatory plug drugs philosophy thread come in here to discuss philosophy with the master

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i got it i got it, an ancient mummy vampire who's sarcophagas is cracked open by a 17 year old girl on vacation in egypt who haphazardly discovers a secret entrance to his tomb,
and the mummy vampire is a hot 19 year old boy

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and even better, they could be on the run from nazis or al qaeda or something for the second half of the book, and the leader of the nazis or terrorists or w/e is after them because he wants to obtain eternal life.. wait has that been done before?

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woaaaah im getting a flash here, i see a movie trilogy, t-shirts, fucking happy meal toys, MERCHANDISING

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Hitler is after them (it is actually well documented that Hitler had a keen interest in the esoteric) because he wants to be immortal, and at the end of the second book Hitler succeeds in becoming immortal, and our heroes have to obtain the spear of destiny in order to destroy him

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or maybe not Hitler but one of Hitler's henchmen in charge of hunting down esoteric items

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its got everything chicks love, Egypt, astrology, esoteric magic, romance, vampires, and a little bit of action because the types of girls who read these books are the adventurous types not those incredibly vain cheerleader types

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chicks dig Egypt

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Cleopatra was the OG "disney princess" story