http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluconeogenesis

the magic element that splits fats into glucose, allowing your body to use its normal fat storage mechanism and normal blood sugar regulation system, so that you don't get fucking diabetes

when you eat bread, pizza, pasta, etc. you skip this entirely, overfill your tiny glucose stores, rocket your blood sugar through the roof, shut off the release of fats for gluconeogenesis, keep glycolysis running causing all other fats to stay in the bloodstream as no metabolic process is interested in them, sending your blood pressure through the roof and clogging your arteries


because i consume fat in high quantities and sugars in almost no quantities and have been doing so for 2+ years, i am supposed to be prehypertensive and about 200 pounds

i am 130 pounds

my blood pressure is 95/65

i have three xboxes and two ps3's

my life is better than yours