considering driving 100kms to go get Dominos

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I actually don't like pizza.

Have you ever had the real thing from an authentic pizzeria in NYC?

[always stevey]

Have you ever had the real thing from an authentic pizzeria in NYC?

I've never been out that way.

[Obnoxious Bitch]

I've never been out that way.

Then you don't know what pizza is to say you like it or not. I'll tell you three things it is not: 1) heavily processed corporate cardboard, 2) vegan/artisan politically correct creation 3) slop made by non-Italians

[always stevey]

Before you begin spewing words at me, know what the fuck they mean. Comprendes mendes?