I dreamt I'm new president of the USA

[juji]

wow I had visions about my future

[macpro]

[steveyos]

I dreamt gush was the future vice president holy shit

[Cody]

a deaf mexican retard president would still be better than obama

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would vote for u elz

you weren't born there, retard

[Autistic Spectrum]

well obama was born on the plains of africa in a hut, and he photoshopped his birth cert, i am pretty sure elz has photoshop.

[Cody]

also pretty sure elz could do a better job of faking his college transcripts

pretty sure elezzzark could do a better job of jutting out his lower jaw than michelle obama

[macpro]

you fuks are rayciss. wait till DHS finds out.

[juji]

you weren't born there, retard

Arnold Schwarzenegger born in Austria and became Governator of California

yes, he can't become president

[juji]

However, I will use Obama's method

[rose west]

Nor can you.
Homo's are never elected to that office.

[juji]

"Born in Alaska"

[rose west]

"Born in Alaska"

That's nice.
Do you let the mounties mount you?

However, I will use Obama's method

michelle obama's method?
yes you're already doing that

[Autistic Spectrum]

say u are an eskimo if they ask about your skin color elz

elezzzark will be the first deaf welfare recipient foreign born president
boundaries broken

[steveyos]

Deaf Prez

can't even hear hip, hop, hip, hop, hip, hop, hip, can't even hear

I said a hip, hop, the hippie - the hippieTo the hip hip-hop, and you don't stopThe rock it to the bang-bang, boogie say "up jump"The boogie to the rhythm of the boogie: the beat

I said a hip, hop, the hippie - the hippieTo the hip hip-hop, and you don't stopThe rock it to the bang-bang, boogie say "up jump"The boogie to the rhythm of the boogie: the beat

[steveyos]

holy shit jj is ashy

[steveyos]

nigga got madd tour dates though even for 2013 good job jj keep it up

Thank you. I am JJ Abrams. Yes, it's really me.