FJT (Funny Jokes Thread)

[Autistic Spectrum]

a cag and a lisa walk into a bar, they say to the bartender we will have 2 shots of codey, the bartender turns around, and it's HILTER , he then kills cag and lisa, cause they are jews

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag, codey and lisa all just died after someone brutally murdered them(it was me btw) they are standing at the peraly gates and st peter says to them , Tell me why i should let the 3 of you into hevan tell me what good things u have done with your life,

cag says well i made alot of middle aged bussiness man very happy by giving them half off lap dances,

codey says i brought great joy to people by painting there houses, and left the world a better place then when i entered it,

lisa says LISTEN ST PETER YOU ARE AN OBESSED BUSH PIG MY LIFE WAS GREAT OK MAYBE U SHOULD JUST FUK OFFF,,,,, show me your dick st peter,,,,