lsit of my friends who are lizards:
- codey (obvously), goes withou tsaying who here isnt codys friend
- lisa on tuesdays and thrusdays, on the rest of the days she hates me
- macro, hes my friend and we like to psot together about things [editors note: ive never actually read a marco post so im not sure how accurate this parody sentence is. please let me know in our ocmments section below]
- cag, well cag and i are basically dating now
- ob, i went to go get beers with his husband and he made us diner after wrads
- the lizard goddess, or iguana bitch or whatever her name is, she and i are good buddies and im her landlord so you know, i definitely get laid a lot
- jibbles, i dont know who this guy is but cag is obsessed with him, which means that im obsessed with him too i love you jibl,
- jack
- twitching kitchen, jacks wife, is my best firend too