alright so then there's the other desert airport, which is smaller and has fewer planes, but there's not as many people here either and you can still usually get an eclipse



0:15 i troll a guy in a jet into crashing by missing him repeatedly with the autocannon and the rockets in my attack helicopter holy shit why am i so bad at this

then i nearly killed another guy on foot with the rockets but ha ha ha there's a fucking mountainside to crash the heli into first, can't miss out on that, then someone else gets the kill

for the next three minutes i blow up a gas pipeline and its boring, however

2:45 the opportunity to steal an eclipse finally arises, only instead for some reason i just stay on the wing. but then i realized this guy is going to try to dump me as soon as he gets in the air and it's possibly going to be hilarious because he could crash trying to do it. so he gets in the air and sure enough the minute i pull the ripcord he's aileron rolling over until he's upside down BUT THE FUCKING SERVER DISCONNECTS EVERYONE so i never get to see whether he would have figured out how to pull out of a spin

ok but now its definitely time to wing-walk until i can get a few retards to crash their planes