jc2mp secrets and revelations

[jon]

and m0nde getting fucking trolled hard, because i am listening to ruby's epic dayz videos while recording this footage



babbys first fighter jet video

gotta grab a jet and take it to the airport to figure out how smooth this is with like 100 people all parachuting around and shit, got the g9 eclipse, have u ever went fast

0:22 a palm tree gets launched into space and my plane doesn't explode phew
[lots of gay boring flying inbetween]
2:10 initial approach, but this is a shitty angle i won't hit anyone i'll just shoot up the big building and miss the tarmac out behind it

2:45 second approach, dodge the spire, that must have gone better, but somebody in this server is a pro gamer and grapples onto me

3:15 OH SHIT he's going to take the plane from me eject eject eject BUT INSTEAD he somehow falls off and so we both lose the plane and i can hear him screaming and falling for some reason

immediately thereafter > ruby implying m0nde is a nigger but i decided to edit it in case i show this to my mom or something

5:05 drop a heli onto a cargo jet but lol it doesn't explode it just sits there nose-down into the tarmac, holy fuck my framerate, this is terrible, recording at full-size is probably not a good idea

5:30 somebody tries to grab this little one-seater but i got it a split second later and he bails like a bitch

the rest is just some awesome flying footage for my upcoming just cause 2 flight school instructor's video you'll see more of this later

[jon]

alright so then there's the other desert airport, which is smaller and has fewer planes, but there's not as many people here either and you can still usually get an eclipse



0:15 i troll a guy in a jet into crashing by missing him repeatedly with the autocannon and the rockets in my attack helicopter holy shit why am i so bad at this

then i nearly killed another guy on foot with the rockets but ha ha ha there's a fucking mountainside to crash the heli into first, can't miss out on that, then someone else gets the kill

for the next three minutes i blow up a gas pipeline and its boring, however

2:45 the opportunity to steal an eclipse finally arises, only instead for some reason i just stay on the wing. but then i realized this guy is going to try to dump me as soon as he gets in the air and it's possibly going to be hilarious because he could crash trying to do it. so he gets in the air and sure enough the minute i pull the ripcord he's aileron rolling over until he's upside down BUT THE FUCKING SERVER DISCONNECTS EVERYONE so i never get to see whether he would have figured out how to pull out of a spin

ok but now its definitely time to wing-walk until i can get a few retards to crash their planes

[adair]

how does it fell to be so owned?

[steveyos]

first time playing, testing the waters. went to get a fighter jet to fly it somewhere that people will teleport to, but that doesn't have fighter jet spawns. reduced from 30 to 10 fps. :(

[steveyos]

this game couldn't be easier to fly a plane in you should mak ea video for like a flight simulator if you wanna show off your flying skills

[juji]

didn't read

hey sup

[rubycalaber]

sulis at me going "penis, tits, le epic joke" during your epic bail out

p.s. nice timestamps along with your comments, I will maybe use that technique when I make new dayz videos in literally a years time

[jon]

take 1

ok back to desertap2 (that's desert airport 2 for you civilians) to wing-walk and troll people into crashing their jet

> skydiving looks good in multiplayer they added some statistics about your fall

this Zakk fag is going to bank left and crash into the hill, i can feel it

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHH FUCK OHHHH SO CLOSE

alright time to drive a truck down the runway to get someone to veer off into the hillside

fuck lol oh well i can't troll anyone here this airport isn't busy enough

> listening to how mad ruby is, when he's fake mad he screams, when he's for real buttmade he's all calm and collected

take 2

just flying around like a retard when oh what do we have here

hi there

hey

take me to the other airport pls

he tries to roll me off but my lightning quick operator reflexes are no match

that little plane is too easy to pull out of a dive though, i'll never get someone to crash it

take 3

casual half kilometer base jump while ruby compares barry to m0nde

man his videos are awesome

take 4

back to the big desert airport, another perfect dive (of course)

split second decision not to fight two guys for one plane -- just take the other one right behind them and blow them both up

get owned faggot get owned right on the runaway

tried crashing the eclipse but it didn't blow up? what the fuck that's the second time

ok steal a leopard

gush

remember how i said you'd see more flight instruction? well now it's time for some of the best instructional flight video footage you have ever seen in your life

> upside down

> elite maneuvers

> ruby begins talking about neds

> i imagine my pilot is a ned babbling to himself while shooting people on the ground

perfect elevation adjustment, fly right back in along the pipeline

mowing down all the casuals

> firing for effect, can't hit shit

dodge all grapplers by holding full thrust the whole way through

> nobody even noticed me or tried to grapple my plane

swing it around and cut in at 90 degrees to the last approach

dodge water tower by 5 meters

> i should have hit that

> i should not have lived

tried to dump the jet in the same hangar as last time but for some reason it careens off into the sky oh well

take 5

ok back to wing-walking

oh fuck nevermind

this idiot bounced off someone else he probably can't get airborne now

he'll figure it out the hard way

> run around gayily

tried to snipe an AFK or disconnecting dude but he escaped just barely

ok obviously i suck at this game, time to kill myself

> should have died on the water tower

> final destination

> i die as ruby trolls a random dayz player

[jon]

sulis at me going "penis, tits, le epic joke" during your epic bail out

p.s. nice timestamps along with your comments, I will maybe use that technique when I make new dayz videos in literally a years time

there's even better synchronicity at the end of the third one: i die while you call someone a faggot

i'll try to keep doing it but it's tiring it means you have to re-watch your own video after its on youtube to be sure the numbers are right

[Cody]

tryharder2blikerubyjon

[timmy]

ban cody

[Autistic Spectrum]

tryharder2bancody

[jon]

you guys need the adblock+ rule for ignored users on a vb forum

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[timmy]

you guys need the adblock+ rule for ignored users on a vb forum

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does this actually work? wouldnt mind never seing a cody post ever ever again

[jon]

i have like 12 more clips with actual legitimate audio as ruby and tek logged in and played

i have yet to write anything for them yet, or pick how i want to organize them

[jon]

does this actually work? wouldnt mind never seing a cody post ever ever again

install adblock+ in chrome, go to 'edit rules', paste that into the window, then view a thread that a person you ignored has posted in

[always stevey]

didn't read

[Autistic Spectrum]

once upon a time, a young lady named clarissa, was talked into having a three way with some guy and a russian lady, well as the three way was progressing and everyone was getting there rocks off, the russian lady peed on clarissa and lol

[always stevey]

didnt read that post either.

[always stevey]

here I am thinking I owned Jon when this asshole comes along and ruins everything.

[Autistic Spectrum]

pretty sure there's a law on the books in several states, that says u cant ever own anyone if u have ever been pissed on by a russian lady

[jon]

welcome to flight school motherfucker



ruby and i fly jets while teknorat whispers sweet nothing-rustles in our ears

i didn't record myself screeching into my microphone sorry about that you won't get the part where i say i'm right behind ruby in a better jet but you do hear tek harshly whisper kill him kill him

[Autistic Spectrum]

so sorry for your loss, my deepest condolences

[jon]

at 1:30 ruby congratulates me for my advanced dogknotting flight technique of banking 90 degrees and then doing a U-turn which consists of adjusting pitch 180 degrees until you are upside down and going backwards followed by an aileron roll to correct your view of the horizon, this is a dogfight technique i personally feel you should be familiar with before you are allowed to play this game

[jon]

at 3:40 tek screams internally over a video game lol

at 4:10 i am chasing ruby down the tarmac but i decide to let him get away

[always stevey]

I hate u Jon

[BatteriWyfe]

I hate u Jon

of course you do

he's actually hot, smart and a decent person

not your type at all

[BatteriWyfe]

I want to eat him

[always stevey]

Jon is a racist.