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[Cody]

Actually Codey, it's impossible to get "zits" on your butt as acne just flat out doesnt occur on the lower body. More than likely it's something called folliculitis, a remarkably common condition caused by the bacterium staphylococcus aureus infiltrating damaged hair follicles. a related condition is the boil, or abscess, but this also involves the sebaceous gland and surrounding skin and is a much more serious condition. rarely, something called cellulitis - where subcutaneous fatty tissue is infected - can occur and eventually lead to necroticizing fascitiis (so called "flesh eating bacteria" even tho they dont actually eat the flesh). An antisepeptic wash like chlorhexidine gluconate 2% (Hibiclens) or povidone iodine 10% (betadine) are treatments that have remarkably good success rates for simple folliculitis. Another good treatment is applying hot, moist towels to your butt for abotu 15 minutes to improve circulation.

herpes

[Genital Doli]

herpes

No, not really. Herpes is very clinically distinct (namely that it occurs primarily on the mucous membranes entirely separate from the follicular system whereas with folliculitis you can actually see the hair in a large number of cases) and I can't think of anybody who could confuse the two who wasnt a total retard