im gonna be teachign retards how to internet at a local college

[timmy]

yes, you could have gone raw dog on some old accounting bogan chick from tafe and would have known what it would be like to bang lisa

she was german, with the accent

some old drunk lady in front of a bar told me i was walking around like john travolta with swagger and self confidence when i walked past the bar downtown the other day then i tld her it wasnt swagger it was my hunchback and my hip dysplasia that causes me to walk like that and asked her to please not mention it again cause i felt badd

wow, if you were joking her i love you

pretty low, making fun of some job i had when i was 19 years old