im gonna be teachign retards how to internet at a local college

not sure SQL really counts as "coding" lol

all of the old as shit db stuff i deal with is sybase / microsoft sql

i havent used SQL in years so I'kll have to brush up, and since the classes will likely have people in them who are even more experienced than me I will just set up the classes in such a way that I encourage students to help each other iof theyre struggling and ill act like i planned it that way all along so i dont have to do anything

[always stevey]

God, it's me cag. I know I haven't been a very nice person throughout my short life, but if you could find it in your heart to make this shitty thread disapear, I will become a good Christian and be a nice person from now on.

cag im trying to be nice because i rly want to be your friend but when youre claling my threads shitty its hard

[Genital Doli]

Camoron just stop man

and, well,th is might be a little bit mean but, just because u dont understand whats going on in a thread, doesnt make it shitty, k

Camoron just stop man

hey, stop, collaborate and listen

kid and play singing vanilla ice

not sure if doli is serious or jokgng around lol

irony in quotes

please dont be ironic, its not funny and i dont get it

[always stevey]

Alcoholism isn't going to kill me, this thread will. There's some irony for you

cags... youre killing ME right NOW

it took over 10,000 posts to kill me

[Autistic Spectrum]

monde all old shit in in those 2 databases because before orcale took over mysql it was not really ready for enterprise level shit, and was a hobby database, for database hobbyist's (like me and cag)

your weapons turn you into a

[always stevey]

it took over 10,000 posts to kill me

My posts aren't going to kill you, but I will. Mark my words, bitch

my weapons turn me into a part time college instructor

[always stevey]

Sometimes I imagine Rubynet is really the Enterprise and I am the Captain.

Engage

do you say that when youre clicking Post Reply

set phasers to kill when youre about to sickburn m0nde

I was told today that I am going to be teaching System Development Methods this Fall

also doing IT work out there

gonna put in my notice as a "groundskeeper" i think

monde all old shit in in those 2 databases because before orcale took over mysql it was not really ready for enterprise level shit, and was a hobby database, for database hobbyist's (like me and cag)

all of our SAP shit is oracle of course but i don't deal with that stuff

[timmy]

>used to program architecture
>wont touch simple code

[timmy]

>used to slay huge giants
>too lazy to slay cag

How relevant

[Genital Doli]

Cag is hot, ,as fuck , and shes funny too boot!

[always stevey]

Doli, you've gone too far. I must demand to cease at once!