I was watching a prison documentary the other day and this guy was saying "it's hard being a short guy in here, you dont get respect, people say shit like you're smaller than my son, or if you wanna escape I could just throw you over the fence, I'm only 4'9", so I gotta beef up" and I'm like huh 4'9", that's 2 inches taller than me, I guess prison really is really tough, but then the guy stands up and you see he is a mega midget and I remember I'm actually 5'7" not 4'7" and I could kick this little cunts ass and no wonder he gets bullied in prison he looks like a hobbit