my cat loves mac and cheese

[UofLCardfan08]

pet store reject, fired for distributing cat aids and bad pet hygiene info

2 degree's and yet still unqualified to clean pet store cages, a true measure of lisa's successful life.

[timmy]

no if the cat smells bad them there is something wrong with it, as in it's sick

a healthy cat does not smell bad at all

sorry to have you misinterpret what i said, by smell bad i dont mean s ickly or off where you can smell them far away.

seriously though, my cat loves me more than your cat loves you.

i bet you cant e ven pet a c at properly you faggot

[LadyKillmonger]

"There are some dissenting views on this issue but in general there is usually no reason to bathe your cat especially a shorthaired indoor cat. Cats spend a large percentage of their days grooming themselves and they are experts at it. Using their barbed tongues they lick dirt and debris off their fur in order to keep it clean and odor free. Cats with long hair may require the occasional bath if their fur gets too oily. Their fur can get too oily based on climate conditions and the individual skin of the cat. There are also occasional times when your cat's fur may get excessively dirty due to some mishap that the cat has gotten itself into. In some of these cases it may be necessary to give your cat a bath.

You should know right off the bat that almost all cats hate baths, so be prepared. Here are some tips to make the experience easier:

Cat baths are smoother when 2 people are bathing the cat. One holds the cat while the other bathes the cat. Bathing the cat should be done in the bathroom where you can close the door to prevent escapes. Noise (like rushing bath water) is always an issue for the cat so anything to keep the noise level down will help.

Preparation is everything - Run the bath water BEFORE you put the cat
in the bath and make sure the water is not too hot and not too cold. The height of the water should reach the cat's underbelly.

A rubber bathmat placed in the tub will give the cat something to grip when it gets nervous and is a good idea.

Use a cat shampoo recommended by your vet, groomer or other qualified pet professional.

Do NOT wet the cat's head. Instead use a moist washcloth or towelette if the cat's face and head are dirty. GENTLY wet the cat from neck to bum using a cup or small pail with the bath water itself and start shampooing at the neck and move toward the bum. Then wash the legs.

Meowing and yowling at this point are normal unless your cat is mute,
in a coma, or practically dead. Just continue rubbing in the suds gently. Don't use too much shampoo.

The rinsing is the most important part as shampoo left on a cat's skin will make your cat scratch itself thereby irritating its skin. Start draining the bath water. While it is draining, start rinsing the cat's fur with the remaining bath water using cup or small pail. This gets the 'big suds' off. Use or buy a cheap shower attachment for this next part. With warm water from the shower attachment, rinse and rub the fur well from neck to bum. Once you think it's clean do it again quickly making sure there is no shampoo residue.

While in the tub put a towel all around kitty and start gently rubbing
all around its body. It must be a gentle rub or pat down because especially in a longhaired cat, you don't want the rubbing to create new knots. Remove kitty from the tub and use another towel to further absorb water from the fur.

If you have a hair dryer that does NOT make too much noise you can try rubbing the fur while blow drying. Make sure that if your cat is NOT completely dry that you put it in a WARM room so that it does not catch a chill and get sick. This CAN happen easily.
Note: It is 100% normal for the cat to start licking its fur immediately after you've finished all your hard work.

There are many other creative techniques for bathing cats. Another one that makes good sense is the shallow buckets technique. Buy 5 cheap shallow buckets. Fill them all so the height reaches the cat's underbelly. Put the cat in the first bucket and start shampooing - The next 4 buckets are rinsing buckets
where using your hands you rinse the suds off kitty as you transfer the lucky feline from bucket to bucket. Make sure all the suds have been removed and dry the cat well.

Other good cat bathing tips from cat owners can be found on our bulletin board from the following links.
http://www.pets.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=16518
http://www.pets.ca/forum/showthread.php?t=14930

[LadyKillmonger]

sorry to have you misinterpret what i said, by smell bad i dont mean s ickly or off where you can smell them far away.

seriously though, my cat loves me more than your cat loves you.

i bet you cant e ven pet a c at properly you faggot

had animals my whole life

and there is mno way your cat loves you more

you torture it by washing it with perfume for one

[timmy]

lmao i bath the cat myself on my own

he just sits there accepts his fate

fuck you lisa my cat is happy and healthy

[LadyKillmonger]

my cat is healthier and happier and will live much longer yours

2 pages, fuck yeah

[timmy]

youre so... degenerate its kind of sad...

[LadyKillmonger]

you're clearly very jealous that my cat is better than yours

[timmy]

my cat is healthier and happier and will live much longer yours

2 pages, fuck yeah

my cat is almost 1 years old idiot

[timmy]

you're clearly very jealous that my cat is better than yours

your cat is crosseyed and seems retarded all the tije and clueless liike it has alzheimers

[LadyKillmonger]

my cat is almost 1 years old idiot

exactly

the way you treat it it won't live long

[LadyKillmonger]

your cat is crosseyed and seems retarded all the tije and clueless liike it has alzheimers

my cat is a genius and better looking than yours

[timmy]

gonna rape you bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

cat chat

[timmy]

outdoor cats need to be washed once in a while.
last time i washed my cat was because one of my two dogs kept bothering the crap ouyt of him for weeks and rubbing up on him so some time later my cat smelled like a stinky dog]

bathed that shit and he s melt like a beautiful cat

[timmy]

buy this lisa
http://www.petsofaustralia.com.au/ca...shampoo-250ml/

its really nice s melling cat shampoo that is made for cats

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa does not shampoo her own hair but she is gonna shampoo her cat's hair

[internutt]

how prole

[timmy]

lisa does not shampoo her own hair but she is gonna shampoo her cat's hair

lol

[always stevey]

your mouth has more bacteria in it than your anus

Your ass is cleaner than your face

[always stevey]

Lisa's cat probably has lung cancer from all the second hand smoke

[timmy]

yea thats animal abuse - forcing her cat to be stoned with her

[internutt]

Lisa's cat probably has lung cancer from all the second hand smoke

YEAH PROBABLY!!!

[always stevey]

Lisa's cat: help me Lisa I can't breath from all the dust, filth, and smoke. Let me outside please!
Lisa: lol cat have some mac and cheese.

[always stevey]

Lisa's cat: help me Lisa I can't breath from all the dust, filth, and smoke. Let me outside please!
Lisa: lol cat have some mac and cheese.

barry why are you so mad? did your chickens not lay any eggs today?

[timmy]

yes

they need electric therapy