What should my late assignment policy be?

[Autistic Spectrum]

ivy leaguge schools do not really advertise at 3 am on cable tv

you work at a diploma mill and the student body consists of single mothers and people fresh out of jail

msotly single mothers

[Boar]

hey camorns where do you work the university of pohneix lmao

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

NO

[Boar]

university of pohniex community collenge

[Autistic Spectrum]

hey camorns where do you work the university of pohneix lmao

basically, he works at an online college, they have a very nice sister school that teaches you autobody repair

[Boar]

do you have to log into second life to go sit in your virtual office and classroom lmao

[Boar]

hey camoronn what does a muffler do and where does it go on an average car

YES DP, I BOUGHT A SUIT SO I COULD SIT ON THE INTERNET AND BE AN ONLINE INSTRUCTOR

do you have to log into second life to go sit in your virtual office and classroom lmao

i bet a second life suit would cost more than the first life one i bought

[Autistic Spectrum]

the name of the college is _______ online college, it's not my fault the people who own it are liars

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

what color suit did you buy camoron is it a white denim one

[Autistic Spectrum]

sally struthers is there dean it's all very legit

[jon]

if you teach college the standard is 10% off for every day its late

what color suit did you buy camoron is it a white denim one

yeha, thats why i was asking about the jeans, I bought the white jean blazer but like, weairng it with white jeans too? idk about that, might be pushing it,.

[Autistic Spectrum]

who cares, it's not like the single mothers are gonan give a fcuck

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

you could pull it off if you wear a texas string tie with it

[Boar]

stevey could probably make you a real nice white suit for free if you ask him

who cares, it's not like the single mothers are gonan give a fcuck

you foret im teaching an IT course, i am pretty sure its all dudes

[Autistic Spectrum]

PRETEND YOU ARE ASUTRLIAN M8, THEN THE LAST DAY RIP OFF YOUR AUSTRLIAN SUIT AND TEAR DOWN YOUR BOOMARANG AND KANGROO JACK MOVIE POSTER AND BE LIKE HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING OWNED

[Boar]

white jeans with a white jean blazer and a white denim fedora look out here comes professor camorons!

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

my dad actually has a full denim outfit and a bolo tie with a scorpion in it from the 80s

[StompleB]

extra credit: post on the forums

Instant A if you make stomple cry

[Genital Doli]

Commander Data's "Ode to Spot" (my fellow Trekkies can appreciate this )

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection...

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomation
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

Oh, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a rather well developed cognitive array

[timmy]

was thinkinhg 20% for one day late, 50% for up to a week, 0 beyond that

and only making certain assignments have hard due dates

20% penalty for 1 day late is reasonable, 0 for 2days+ late
alternatively they can get a pass if they blow your shrivled bigfoot dick

[Autistic Spectrum]

jerk off in there hair, if there l8, cum in there eye if they are reallyl late

in a wild slue of events camoron actually turns to lisa for teaching advice, oh man i just know this is going to make one hell of a performance tonight, yeah and did you his snapchat, oh boy were in for a treat

[maks]

does this school have a course in vcr repair because I think I'd like to get into vcr repair