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    should i give my larping gf this bottle of perfume from my mom that she doesn't like anymore? 
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    we'd hate for it to go to waste -- but nothing, i mean nothing is weirder than your gf smelling like your mom
    and yes of course i thought about using it for myself but it's too feminine

    i'll try giving it to her sister first
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    hold a lighter in front of it use it on ants
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    dude never, ants are supercool
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    No bob. You don't want your girfriend to smell like your mom when you're having sex. I would never give my husband my Jewish fathers cologne
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    the other night I went out on my porch and ran into a spider web and the spider was like 1/2 inch away from my eye I went back inside and grabbed some aerosol deodorant and murdered the shit out of him
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    Quote Originally Posted by dadadan View Post
    the other night I went out on my porch and ran into a spider web and the spider was like 1/2 inch away from my eye I went back inside and grabbed some aerosol deodorant and murdered the shit out of him
    MURDERER!
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    666 burn spider burn
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    should have left him so you dont have to waste all your deoderant on ants
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    You're a monster. What did that little innocent spider do to deserve such cruelty
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    Aersol deoderent you wear axe lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    should have left him so you dont have to waste all your deoderant on ants
    dont use deodorant my armpits have a natural manly musk or just smell like weed
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    Dandandan saw this commerical and ran out to buy some axehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXZqbHFRmw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
    Dandandan saw this commerical and ran out to buy some axehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXZqbHFRmw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
    thats me when I don't wear deodorant all bitches need to do is smell my aryan superman pheromones
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    if your mother's not jewish, you're not jewish
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    They are running to tell him stop spraying that shit in the air
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    sometimes at nighttime i dream of shrinking myself down to a tiny size and running with the wild ants in my back yard
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    Tried to kill myself in my sleep
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