when a girl burps its fine, especially if its after she drank a man's urine, but when a girl farts, well, its just, it kills a man's boner permanently with that girl.

with my exgirlfriend after changing positions during sex, i peeled off this white paper flake off my peepee and was like "what is this" and she awkwardly "ummm ehhhhhh dont be mad but, it might be... ehhhh.... toilet paper..." and i was like "EWWWWW" and then later that day she farted in front of me and just gave me this shocked and horrified look like she just ran over someone's dog or got caught stealing money from me or something and it was the most heinous thing she could have ever done.

And she gave that look with good reason, i dumped her a few days later. Course i said the reason was i had a hunch she was sleeping around and i couldnt trust her and blah blah blah... but that fart subconsciously tripped the switch for me