cag is the best female poster ever, but she also has the best ass ever, plese read the following to understand my pain

[steveyos]

now you see here's the thing, cag's the most funny female poster ever, but her ass is quite possibly the greatest ass ever



it's like I could say "cag if every one of your posts was just a new picutre of your ass there would nothing better in this world or in the universe" but I feel her posts where she types stuff is just as good



so my proposal is when she finally decides to post at fjs each of her posts both contain her hilarious trademarked (by me and doli) posting style and a new picture of her ass because it would simply be a disservice to everything in all existence past present and future for that ass to go undocumented



thank yoiu for reading this and I hope you understand what I"m going through. you probably also feel the same, so now you know you're not alone. the future is in the hands of cag.




also I just noticed rubynet has a smiley, at fjs we have it so your steam info is literally on the right side of your post it shows your name avatar and what game you're playing or if you're just online/busy/etc it's just one of the many things that fjs does to ensure the greatest posting experience ever, even though post quality is top priority and we already have the best posters and posts on the internet we like to take it above and beyond we turn the dial to 11 to make the entire forum experience the greatest. thanks for coming out, god bless you, good night.

[Ruby's Wife's Sister]

cag so the best

[LadyKillmonger]

you should really step up your game and be as good a poster as cag and steveyos, they're posts are awesome, spamming 200 retard posts about lisa everyday makes you the best poster

[steveyos YOLO]

I hate rootbeer for what he's done to you again

[juji]

steffies is right, it's FJS exclusive

Cag pure quality ass

[LadyKillmonger]

I see poo smears

[LadyKillmonger]

didn't you know?

steveyos and cag are the best posters

[juji]

I see poo smears

wrong, this is shadow. Her ass is very clean.

[steveyos]

I still don't even believe that's real it's too perfect

[LadyKillmonger]

eh

my ass

one of my x g/f's ass

asses

[juji]

your ass is small and almost flat, it doesn't look perfect, your ass is kind of 24%, your ex-gf looks better than you, it's 95%, Cag's ass is 96%

[steveyos]

cag's ass is 100%, there is no better ass, I can't even look at any other ass and judge it I just can't even see any other ass besides cag's I don't want to even see anything else ever

[always stevey]

Lmao poor Lisa trying to compete

[juji]

I wouldn't lick Lisa's ass, but I would lick to cag's ass

[steveyos]

there is no competition, cag, complete ass gratification

[steveyos]

I want to stare at cag's ass and set a flashbang off right in my eyes so I go blind and cag's ass becomes embedded into my retinas and it's all I see forever

[LadyKillmonger]

no I don't think my ass is small and flat, mind you I'm not taking the pic right up my crack

[LadyKillmonger]

I wouldn't lick Lisa's ass, but I would lick to cag's ass

gross I don't want you to

I'm just posting asses because they're asses

[steveyos]

I only stay alive because I hope one day I will live with cag and before drinking my fruit/veggie smoothies she will put it up her ass and I can drink it right out of her ass or she can then put it in a cup either way is fine

[steveyos]

(lisa is making this thread really uncomfortable let's just try to handle the situaiton properly, thankfully cag's ass can handle any situation)

[steveyos]

I still really don't believe that fjs is real, I'll believe that's cag's ass, but somebody photoshopped fjs onto it, cag doesn't even like me or fjs why would she write it on her ass what is the backstory why would I not even be involved in it ya know it just doesn't add up

[steveyos]

I don't think I would even want to believe it was real because I would die of dehydration through my dick

[LadyKillmonger]

gonna post tits when I get back

[LadyKillmonger]

tits and crack

[LadyKillmonger]

here's some more crack until I get back

[steveyos]

ok lisa if it makes you happy but you couldn't of picked a worse thread to do it in since we're talking about cag's ass which is the ass to end all asses

[steveyos]

yeah post cag's ass do you have any more pics now that is a good idea

[steveyos YOLO]

I wanna shove quarters up cag's ass

[steveyos]

I want her to do that thing monde talks about iwc doing all the time

[juji]

sit at my face