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[Autistic Spectrum]

hahaha but you live with your grandmother and have 0 propects, u should learn a skill asap, fix cars do something people will pay you more than 8 dollors an hour to do

[Autistic Spectrum]

computer programming is a dying field, and not highly paid, u really opened my eyes plug drugs u fat retard

[Moonman]

marks isnt doing programming he was the IT guy somewhere before he got fired, he made a thread about it, then he told everybody "i got immediately hired somewhere else and make 10 dollars more an hour", but turns out this was for his friend from highschool or something and he's only done work for him twice

[Autistic Spectrum]

IT workers of rubynet unite

[maks]

I repaired 3 laptops this week and set up a $4000 server for a vegetable distributer, I make $40 an hour and spend it on rent and trips to the poconos with my girlfriend instead of heroin

[maks]

frankly I could be a burger flipper and I'd still be in better shape than plug drugs

[Moonman]

"i repaired 3 laptops this week" aka i installed norton antivirus on 3 old lady's computers for 50 bucks a pop

[Genital Doli]

"i repaired 3 laptops this week" aka i installed norton antivirus on 3 old lady's computers for 50 bucks a pop

How is this an insult

[Moonman]

marks me and friends fix computers all the time its not a trade-skill its fucking tedious grunt work grandkids do for their computer-illiterate grandparents you can't cite it when youre trying to prove youve earned your keep in society

[maks]

"i repaired 3 laptops this week" aka i installed norton antivirus on 3 old lady's computers for 50 bucks a pop

All while you were sitting in your grandma's living room jonesing and earning nothing

[Moonman]

its like saying "i set the timers on VCRs for a living"

[maks]

marks me and friends fix computers all the time its not a trade-skill its fucking tedious grunt work grandkids do for their computer-illiterate grandparents you can't cite it when youre trying to prove youve earned your keep in society

You and your friends know jack shit about computers which is why you believe a job in IT is nothing more than running virus scans. I'll bet you think every car repair is an oil change.

[maks]

If I knew as much as plug drugs I'd be making $13 an hour working at geek squad not $40 working on enterprise level infrastructure design and maintence

[Autistic Spectrum]

CAG'S GONNA PAY ME TO BE HER BOYFRIEND, I AM GONNA BE A PROFESSIONAL BOYFRIEND,

[Moonman]

You and your friends know jack shit about computers

yeah right we don't know shit about cleaning cat hair and lint off heat sinks and swapping out old power supplies; its not actual fucking work its bullshit and you know it

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol since u are not digging ditches it's not work, god dam, show me one IT CAVEMAN, u can't , check and mate

[maks]

Employer to plug drugs: Can you help us straighten out our SQL licensing? We have 15 seats and 25 users and people keep getting kicked out of our app
Plug drugs: Sequel to what? You should downgrade to windows xp I've never seen a server OS in my life.

[Autistic Spectrum]

torrent that shit bro,

[maks]

yeah right we don't know shit about cleaning cat hair and lint off heat sinks and swapping out old power supplies; its not actual fucking work its bullshit and you know it

There's at least 3 multimillion dollar companies running their entire infrastructures off of my appliances and my scripts (on my host os's which run on my blade servers). I custom designed a linux distro to repurpose old machines (over 50 at last count) into thin clients which utilize my VDI infrastructure. Go home, you're out of your league.

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs, tell me how to ghost these 10 shitty opti plexes and load up the images on reboot, oh and btw i want a stripped down versoin of embeeed windows xp on them,,, can u also make me the iso's for embaeeed xp, tia

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs u just entered your worst nightmare, upset IT WORKERS,,,,

[maks]

Employer to plug drugs: We're sick of paying for hosting, can you build us a LAMP server on site?
plug drugs: lol you idiot lamps plug into the wall

[maks]

plug drugs, tell me how to ghost these 10 shitty opti plexes and load up the images on reboot, oh and btw i want a stripped down versoin of embeeed windows xp on them,,, can u also make me the iso's for embaeeed xp, tia

Plug drugs: Boot from this xp cd I torrented, enter this key I got from serials.wx and install all the software manually. It should only take you about 100 hours of labor.

[LadyKillmonger]

plug drugs, tell me how to ghost these 10 shitty opti plexes and load up the images on reboot, oh and btw i want a stripped down versoin of embeeed windows xp on them,,, can u also make me the iso's for embaeeed xp, tia

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am going down to the computer recylcing place today and grabbing all there 19 inch lcd 4:3 monitors,, and hording them, and selling them to arcade collectors when they run out on ebay for 20 times the cost i am getting them for

[Moonman]

tell me how to get the methyl functional group at R-n on my substituted phenethylamine

[Moonman]

don't be impressed by these dweebs; organic chemistry, that's what you should be impressed by

[Moonman]

see, i can use my skills to embarrass all of you too

[Moonman]

tell me marks/dp, which polar solvent would be most apt for extracting lysergic acid amides from hawaiin baby woodrose seeds? also, pointing out, this is shit i knew when i was 14

[LadyKillmonger]

pretty sure you don't know that either