system.out.println("Hello Pants shitting retard");

 .MODEL SMALL
 .STACK 100H
 .DATA
    STRING_1  DB  'Hello Pants$'
    STRING_2  DB  'shitting retard$'
 .CODE
   MAIN PROC
     MOV AX, @DATA
     MOV DS, AX
     LEA DX, STRING_1
     MOV AH, 9            
     INT 21H
     MOV AH, 2
     MOV DL, 0DH
     INT 21H
     MOV DL, 0AH
     INT 21H
     LEA DX, STRING_2
     MOV AH, 9
     INT 21H
     MOV AH, 4CH
     INT 21H
   MAIN ENDP
 END MAIN