which programming language(s) has the most job prospects?

[juji]

fuck your logic, I want an app sells condoms in nearest store, that's all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

do a whore app, gather all the arrest data for proustion and make a nice heat map

[juji]

stop copying at me

[Autistic Spectrum]

making my iwhore app right now, gonna get so much money and so many stds

[jon]

why anyone would follow jon's shit? Jon doesn't make money using java, just work with clients that they tell him to make a lot of changes and Java doesn't support at everything.

> earn $90,000/year designing and building android apps (java) and distributed cloud services (java)
> get owned on an internet forum by a deaf immigrant every day

fml

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon makes fart nosies apps for the google store

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...FartSoundBoard

50 millon installs nice work jon

[maks]

stop copying at me

[Autistic Spectrum]

just sold my frist 200 iwhore apps, not thought up by elz, it was my idea,

shit, I use visual studio 2012 express, I hope I never teach to camoron how to do something in visual studio.

rude

[Autistic Spectrum]

i said i fucked your mother and you teach autobody repair and star trek is gay, itt, but that's what you call rude, huh,,, get your priorities s8 mister

i don need elz to teach me visual studio sicne ive already used it

and yeah I have used VB so waht, what of it? its fun and easy

i said i fucked your mother and you teach autobody repair and star trek is gay, itt, but that's what you call rude, huh,,, get your priorities s8 mister

yea, but thats funny, elz is just mean, he legitimately thinks Javascript is a language that's going places other than a grave

[maks]

i don need elz to teach me visual studio sicne ive already used it

and yeah I have used VB so waht, what of it? its fun and easy

I have too, I still do occasionally it's a nice quick way to automate things that need a gui for dumb people. stop being so defensive.

[juji]

> earn $90,000/year designing and building android apps (java) and distributed cloud services (java)
> get owned on an internet forum by a deaf immigrant every day

fml

-$90,000 is used as reference from articles.

-Never show his app to public.

[juji]

i don need elz to teach me visual studio sicne ive already used it

and yeah I have used VB so waht, what of it? its fun and easy

If I teach you, your brain will be damaged, that's why I cannot allow to teach you, otherwise if you really want me to teach you, your brain is responsibility, not me.

> earn $90,000/year designing and building android apps (java) and distributed cloud services (java)
> get owned on an internet forum by a deaf immigrant every day

fml

who has uglier ears elezark or jon?

If I teach you, your brain will be damaged, that's why I cannot allow to teach you, otherwise if you really want me to teach you, your brain is responsibility, not me.

so wait youre saying you will taint me with what you teach me, because you will teach it so badly it will damage my brain?

trying to talk to elezzzark about anything but the simplest of subjects will make your head hurt

[jon]

-$90,000 is used as reference from articles.

-Never show his app to public.

lol i'm so fucking owned

[maks]

[Poopalew]

fuck your logic, I want an app sells condoms in nearest store, that's all.

Your call is important to us please stand by switching to Geicko.

[steveyos666]

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