A very caggy Christmas...

It is Christmas day and cag is playing with the shiny wrapping paper when suddenly picard slides down the chimney. Oh picard you are amazing this is all I ever wanted for Christmas.. may I please join Starfleet?

Yes says picard, you will get one day aboard the enterprise because I like your rubynet posts.

2 to beam up!

Word appears, Kaplah!!! Rips off Cags head, fucks and eats it