Remember the Beard

[Moonman]

in order for me to even consider talking to her again, she'd have to apologize, which is an impossibility she's never apologized to anyone in her entire life, she literally, not once, has ever admitted to being wrong about something, or said sorry for a mistake she made.
She is wholly incapable of meeting someone halfway on a disagreement, it is incompatible with her brain

[Poopalew]

in order for me to even consider talking to her again, she'd have to apologize, which is an impossibility she's never apologized to anyone in her entire life, she literally, not once, has ever admitted to being wrong about something, or said sorry for a mistake she made.
She is wholly incapable of meeting someone halfway on a disagreement, it is incompatible with her brain

It is sometimes replaced by should in the first person in the same way that will is replaced by shall.