Xmas came early

[kosher dildo]

I broke wind at a craps table in a casino once. I was so embarrassed. But I had all kinds of bets on the table, and the shooter was on a roll. I couldn't leave. So I just stood there and pretended I didn't smell it (which was difficult, cuz it was ripe). Everyone else kept looking around, but I didn't make eye contact with anyone. I either did a great job concealing that it was me, or else everyone knew it was me. Right about the time it wafted over the shooter, he sevened out, but not being the superstitious type, I never took the blame for it.

[Dirty Harry]

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