Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
Hello my name is caggles and I'm a midget stripper from california. I am jewish, I love star trek, booze, holding hands while looking at the sunset, and eating macaroni and cheese. Its always a little bit daunting to post at a new forum and looking forward to seeing yall on the boards
1. Your name is not caggles, you are the only person who has called yourself that. It's cag.

2. You are not a stripper, you have stripped before but you're not hot enough to make a proper crack at it, you serve drinks and evidently seeing that you are actually here 25/7 and not at work you serve drinks to yourself, not at a bar.

3. You are ugly as all hell with a shit saggy body that is all out of place

4. You are as dumb as dog shit and pathetic.