Lisa's posting style, broken down and explained, (this shit is scientific)

[Autistic Spectrum]

Oh pluggy your not a fag at all, I was just pretending the whole time because you are gods gift to women everywhere, you are a good provider

finally a little honesty

[Moonman]

"i could get laid whenever i want but i dont know why youd want to" - an actual Doli quote
We know this quote is false because of the beard. You see, the size of a man's beard is inversely proportional to his ability to get laid,