Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch View Post
The average life expectancy of an American male – 72 years. Divide that by 2 = 36 years.

Split that into four even phases of life: Childhood (0 — 18) Young Adulthood (18 – 36) Middle Age (36 – 54) Old Age (54 – 72).

Jack's Age: 58 – I wonder what numeric rationale Jack has for describing his age as "middle age".
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